These mini scupltures are meant to alow the guys to attain ecstasy the same way a sugar drink can quench a thirst. And like Tenga's previous toys, one of the best selling feature is the ability to wash and clean the masturbators properly so that they can be reused many times without any issue.
And like their previous sex toy designs, these handy erotica can be safely displayed at home as they are aesthetically beautiful and did not even hint at anything erotic!
To purchase visit the Tenga online store that ships these masturbators worldwide in the most discreet manner.
Christmas came and went like most holidays in Singapore. Year after year, holiday after holiday, we emerge the following day as if everything that happened the day before is like a dream.
And while churches all over the world sang carols and praying for peace on earth, there is little done except to rely on shoody politicians to make it happen - as if that's really their problem to begin with.
So are we doomed? Maybe not, if we can do what this picture wants us to do:
On the micro level, we want peace in the form of certainty and stability. We crave for assurance and the promise that things will be better. Ironically, we choose to attain that by voicing our displeasure, or contempt in the most aggressive fashion.
2012 is fast approaching so regardless of whether the world will really end on that prophesied date will very much depends on the indivdual especially that of the politicians, military officers, and those in power.
So peer into the dark sky this new year eve and reflect on your life while you gaze upon the stars and the moon, because if the Mayans are right, there wont be another chance to do that again - next year end.
“As you’re reading this, your life’s getting shorter. It’s ticking away. I’m not saying this to frighten you. Or even scare you. Though it may. I’m saying this to awaken you. To inspire you. To rise you out of your deep slumber. To really know you won’t live forever. To share your unique gifts. To ignite your great inner fire. To ignite your great inner strength. To ignite your great inner light. To shine. Brightly shine. To awaken your great inner beauty. To motivate. Yourself and others. To love. Yourself and others. To paint. To write. To teach. To innovate. To sing. To dance. To care. To feel. To listen. To learn. To laugh. The clock’s ticking. The world needs you. Make your move.”
The latest Transformers trilogy from Michael Bay is set to be a major blockbuster and get the entire world excited for a long time. Partly because we have been waiting for it for so long, partly also because the movie producer and director did an excellent job of bringing the movie to life. Admit it, cartoons can only do that much. So a well directed movie will be totally awesome and thrilling.
The reasons why the latest Transformer movie 'Dark of the Moon' will become a classic epic movie:
bitch about how ugly the replacement lead actress is. many guys are totally into Megan Fox so her disappearance will be sorely missed
the ultra cool special effects and CGIs
another planet is involved: the Moon has always held mankind's fascination about this heavenly body
more humor - over time we appreciates the darker humor of Michael Bay
we have been following the story for so long and we badly need some closure
the movie posters are excellent
an awesome movie to watch in 3D
How the movie / story might be enhanced:
include more Asians / Middle Easterners into the movie for that global feel. that would politically more accurate too since the invasion is not just a problem for the USA
more humor - when was the last time anyone complained we had too much humor. and no, we are not talking about those LOL moments. the dark humor types.
more character development - if Megan Fox were still in this movie, it will be really cool to understand her as a key character in the movie. a pity she was never more than just a sex symbol.
incorporate some real world events like global issues: environment impact, financial crisis, tidal waves that struck Japan a while ago.
Seems like the flood is now a frequent occurance in Singapore too.
This means 2 things:
1. we probably should not dig that many tunnels and instead make more drains,
2. parking in basement is now more risky as your car can be totally submerged.
However, if you have no choice but to park in the basement in Singapore, consider investing in getting one of these protective cover.
The other car owners may probably laugh at you, but when the rain comes down and the basement is totally flooded, guess who will have the last laugh then?
It may seem funny but this happens often when signs and signals are misunderstood. The above picture is to illustrate the use of the hand dryer. But the second picture wants to say that you are supposed to place your hands and the hot air dry it.
Some people happily believe that the strips of curly red lines meant bacons will drop from the dryer. Think this is funny, well you cant blame people!
In case you are wondering why 7, and not 5 or 10 or top 3, the reason is that there are 7 days in a week. So depending on which day you are feeling the mood for some exceptionally pleasurable and kinky fun, you have something to keep yourself entertained.
Not sure if it will be a great idea to give the Tenga masturbators as toys for your friends or colleagues, but that will sure make you very famous if you dare. Like most things, there are many taboos in Singapore. Sex toys is one of them.
Or if you want something that will be hitting the stores soon, check out the Tenga Flipair (and Flipairlite, and Flipair Lotion).
“I could have. What does this phrase mean? At any given moment in our lives, there are certain things that could have happened but didn’t. The magic moments go unrecognized, and then suddenly, the hand of destiny changes everything. But love is much like a dam: if you allow a tiny crack to form through which only a trickle of water can pass, that trickle will quickly bring down the whole structure, and soon no one will be able to control the force of the current. Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.” ~ Paulo Coelho
Yup you heard that right. And yes, it seems like a re-naming exercise if you already spotted the futile attempt by Tenga.
I mean, come on! What happened to the creativity, the innovation, and the surprize element. A new sex toy you called Tenga Flip Air and Tenga Flip Air Lite that looked almost like the previous Tenga Flip Lite?
I mean, seriously.
The naming game did not end with minor name changes in Singapore, or for the rest of the world other than Japan to be more precise since some of the new masturbators were initially only introduced in Japan. Not sure why this is the case, maybe the Japanese;have a higher sex drive or has problem keeping track of the name changes so want to give them some lead.
Anyway do note that the Tenga Fliplite 2G;(which stands for Second Generation) will be known also as Tenga Flip-Air Lite; while Tenga Flip-Air U.S. (Ultra Size and Super Vaccum) will become Tenga Flip-Air.
For some strange reasons, again, Tenga prefer the lauch to be in Japan and make the rest of the world wait abit. IOW, be patient. It wont be shipping as yet.
Why? In case they change their mind about the naming conventions again after coming across to this blog post read only by a mere 348,026 readers. tengatango.com will be accepting pre-orders based on information from their website. So check it out.
Lynda Carter, the original actess as Wonder Woman congratulated Adrianne Palicki who will be the new Wonder Woman.
The upcoming TV remake by David E. Kelley will also see some new changes to the original Wonder Woman costume, leading critics to label it as 'less patriotic' or 'less American, more global' because of the changes to the costume. Some audience may actually welcome the change because for one thing, those over-sized panties in blue and white starts are so 1970's to begin with. Not many guys will find those sexually appealing in anyway. Nonetheless, many Americans feel that it resembles something like a last-minute Halloween costume.
What I would look forward to is to see whether they are going to retain the original invisible plane or will it be the jet aircraft. The other thing I am very curious to know is Woman Woman's relationship with Steve Trevor - are they lovers or just friends?
Let's wait to see how will the upcoming remake hold up to the original 1975 TV series.
Tenga in Singapore
now at Orchard Central
PLEASURE is TENGA
The most complete range of TENGA is now in Singapore -
from Tenga Fliphole, to Tenga Fliplite, Tenga Eggs and all the other sex cups
TENGA - man's best friend
Say Hello to sexual pleasure and intense orgasms!
Tenga in Singapore at two shop locations: Orchard Central and Marina Square
This must be some really good news for the men out there. No longer have they need to suppress their sexual urges or pay some sex workers for sex. They now can help themselves whenever the need arises.
Masturbation and sex are complex sensations - so to provide pleasure or for them to give pleaure to the person, it has to be intimate and personal. In other words, no two men are pleased the same way.
Luckily we have Tenga - made in Japan, now in Singapore!
"Remember to wear a condom while having phone sex. You wouldn't want to get hearing AIDS"
In our present era, any talk or discussion about sex will naturally touch on the subject of AIDs, HIV, condoms and Tenga.
Sex is risky business: even if HIV or AIDs don't bother you enough, think about all the other infection diseases that could harm you. Even though not all of them are life-threatening, some are
But there are more ways to have safe sex: with a condom, with a virgin, or with a Tenga sex toy - the most successful (ie realistic) sex toy in this world. Actually, it is the only sex toy that lets you have sex without ruining your life.
If these celebrities had heard of Tenga their lives will be very different:
Tiger Woods will probably still be married
Star Australian rugby player, Joel Monaghan would not have to quit the Canberra Raiders
George Michael wouldnt be arrested at Will Rogers Park in Beverly Hills for lewd conduct
Sandra Bullock will still be a married woman if she had bought her husband enough Tenga to keep him happy while she's busy
Hugh Grant wouldnt be arrested for receiving oral sex from a prostitute in 1995 if he had used the Tenga Deep Throat cup instead
Amy Fisher's sex tape will have become HMV's best seller if they had used the sex toys in their foreplay
You are a big thinker. You easily take the large, long view of almost any topic. You are comfortable juggling myriad facts. You tend to synthesize material easily and to think in webs of factors, not straight lines. You are imaginative and enjoy theorizing.
You are also socially savvy. You are good at both talking and listening. And you generally read people's faces, body postures and tone of voice accurately, so you tend to intuitively understand what people want and need.
You are also highly compassionate. You care deeply about others. So you sometimes make personal sacrifices to be a supportive friend or colleague. And you like to work to improve the world.
You enjoy new ideas and novel experiences. You are flexible, affable and open to adventure. And you admire impulsive, spontaneous people, despite your tendency to plan ahead.
You dislike conflict. You seek "win-win" solutions. And with your skill as a negotiator, you adeptly bring peace to the chaotic world around you. You are a warm, insightful and often exciting companion.
