TENGA BLACKHOLE BLACK FLIP HOLE
Took Tenga Japan quite a while but it was worth it. The new Black Flip Hole kept all the best part and incorporates new features into this new cup to enhance pleasure. With the introduction of this cup, the range of products offered by tengatango.com will almost be complete. Masturbation will never be the same again! Details: http://www.tengatango.com (the only official disributor / reseller of Tenga products outside Japan in Asia) Buy direct at: http://tengatango.ecrater.com/product.php?pid=5273111
Elderly
A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret,
the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line.
A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?"
Grandma replied," Oh, it's quite easy sonny, I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry."
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret,
the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line.
A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?"
Grandma replied," Oh, it's quite easy sonny, I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry."
Poster for Teamwork
I dare you to display this poster about Teamwork at your workplace...
Honestly I think it should be called 'Kinky Sex and Orgies'
Dangerous Food
A nutritionist was addressing a large audience in Canada.
“The food we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us years ago,” she said.
“Fast food is full of salt. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food can be loaded with MSG. There are trans fat in snacks, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the bacteria in our drinking water.”
“But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years to come after eating it?”
From the back row came an elderly voice.
“Wedding cake?”
“The food we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us years ago,” she said.
“Fast food is full of salt. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food can be loaded with MSG. There are trans fat in snacks, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the bacteria in our drinking water.”
“But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years to come after eating it?”
From the back row came an elderly voice.
“Wedding cake?”
How to wash the toilet
This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
tenga by tengatango.com
Once again, the world is impressed by the creativity of the Japanese. This time however, the invention is for the benefit of the men. More specifically, it is an invention aimed at improving the sex lives of men through the use of a masturbation cup called TENGA.
Incorporating ergonomically and anatomically-correct designs, Tenga effectively imitates realistic sexual positions for precise stimulation on the manhood to achieve the ultimate male masturbation pleasure (aka stronger erections, more intense orgasms). LOL!
Besides listing the many features and benefit of the Tenga cups, tengatango.com also gives a elaborate explanation as to the various functions/ purpose of the different cups.
- Deep throat cup for fellatio / oral sex / blowjo
- Soft tube cup for the SITTING position
- Rolling head cup for the RIDER position
- Double hole cup for anal sex / group sex
- Air cushion cup for the MISSIONARY position
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