A woman walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I hurt all over."
The doctor says, "That's impossible!"
She explains, "When I touch my arm, ouch, it hurts.
When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts.
When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts.
When I touch my chest, ouch, it hurts."
The doctor just shakes his head and asks, "You are a lawyer, aren't you?"
The woman is shocked but smiles and says, "Why, yes I am. How can you tell?"
The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."
