- To handle yourself use your head; to handle others use your heart.
- Because life is short it's wise to make it broad.
- Anger is only one letter short of danger.
- No matter how thin you slice it there are always two sides.
- If someone betrays you once, it's his fault; if he betrays you twice, it's your fault.
- Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people.
- God gives every bird it's food but he does not throw it into it's nest.
- Modern paintings are like women; you will never enjoy them if you try to understand them.
- Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough tomake them all yourself.
- The tongue weighs practically nothing but so few people can hold it.
- Beautiful young people are accidents of nature; but beautiful old people are works of art.
He who loses money loses much; he who loses a friend loses more;
he who loses faith loses all.
There are four stages to man:
- when he believes in Santa Claus
- when he does not believe in Santa Claus
- when he is Santa Claus
- when he looks like Santa Claus
- Anon
