Life is uncertain, eat dessert first

Tenga 3D Scupltured Ecstasy - New Concept Hole Masturbators (Sex Toy from Japan)

2011-12-30T05:09:00.015+08:00

Tenga 3D Scupltured Ecstasy - New Concept Hole is probably Japan's most unusual sex toy, and the most unconventional masturbator from Tenga.

Video link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tlKzv5W2Iw

Tenga 3D: Spiral, Module, Zen, Polygon, Pile

These mini scupltures are meant to alow the guys to attain ecstasy the same way a sugar drink can quench a thirst. And like Tenga's previous toys, one of the best selling feature is the ability to wash and clean the masturbators properly so that they can be reused many times without any issue.

And like their previous sex toy designs, these handy erotica can be safely displayed at home as they are aesthetically beautiful and did not even hint at anything erotic!

To purchase visit the Tenga online store that ships these masturbators worldwide in the most discreet manner.

The Antidote for Peace on Earth

2011-12-29T00:09:00.000+08:00

Christmas came and went like most holidays in Singapore. Year after year, holiday after holiday, we emerge the following day as if everything that happened the day before is like a dream.

And while churches all over the world sang carols and praying for peace on earth, there is little done except to rely on shoody politicians to make it happen - as if that's really their problem to begin with.

So are we doomed? Maybe not, if we can do what this picture wants us to do:

On the micro level, we want peace in the form of certainty and stability. We crave for assurance and the promise that things will be better. Ironically, we choose to attain that by voicing our displeasure, or contempt in the most aggressive fashion.

2012 is fast approaching so regardless of whether the world will really end on that prophesied date will very much depends on the indivdual especially that of the politicians, military officers, and those in power.

So peer into the dark sky this new year eve and reflect on your life while you gaze upon the stars and the moon, because if the Mayans are right, there wont be another chance to do that again - next year end.

Amazing Animations

2011-09-08T17:09:00.005+08:00

Click on the picture to see the animation. They are from http://cinemagraphs.com/ See the website for more amazing pictures.

Other interesting animations:

Animation from tengatango.com for the Tenga masturbation cups
The first icon is for the Tenga Deep Throat cup, followed by the Tenga Soft Tube cup,

Tenga Rolling Head cup, Tenga Double Hole cup, and the Tenga Air Cushion cup

Animation demonstrating the use of the Tenga Egg sex toys

Pissed lady

Your Move

2011-07-21T04:44:00.000+08:00

“As you’re reading this, your life’s getting shorter. It’s ticking away. I’m not saying this to frighten you. Or even scare you. Though it may. I’m saying this to awaken you. To inspire you. To rise you out of your deep slumber. To really know you won’t live forever. To share your unique gifts. To ignite your great inner fire. To ignite your great inner strength. To ignite your great inner light. To shine. Brightly shine. To awaken your great inner beauty. To motivate. Yourself and others. To love. Yourself and others. To paint. To write. To teach. To innovate. To sing. To dance. To care. To feel. To listen. To learn. To laugh. The clock’s ticking. The world needs you. Make your move.”

Mike Litman

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

2011-07-05T02:42:00.001+08:00

The latest Transformers trilogy from Michael Bay is set to be a major blockbuster and get the entire world excited for a long time. Partly because we have been waiting for it for so long, partly also because the movie producer and director did an excellent job of bringing the movie to life. Admit it, cartoons can only do that much. So a well directed movie will be totally awesome and thrilling.

The reasons why the latest Transformer movie 'Dark of the Moon' will become a classic epic movie:

bitch about how ugly the replacement lead actress is. many guys are totally into Megan Fox so her disappearance will be sorely missed
the ultra cool special effects and CGIs
another planet is involved: the Moon has always held mankind's fascination about this heavenly body
more humor - over time we appreciates the darker humor of Michael Bay
we have been following the story for so long and we badly need some closure
the movie posters are excellent
an awesome movie to watch in 3D

How the movie / story might be enhanced:

include more Asians / Middle Easterners into the movie for that global feel. that would politically more accurate too since the invasion is not just a problem for the USA
more humor - when was the last time anyone complained we had too much humor. and no, we are not talking about those LOL moments. the dark humor types.
more character development - if Megan Fox were still in this movie, it will be really cool to understand her as a key character in the movie. a pity she was never more than just a sex symbol.
incorporate some real world events like global issues: environment impact, financial crisis, tidal waves that struck Japan a while ago.

Homesexual Warmup Mix [Mardi Gras 2011]

2011-06-20T21:03:00.002+08:00

Homesexual Warmup Mix [Mardi Gras 2011] by Louis T

Flooding in Singapore

2011-06-14T15:46:00.000+08:00

Seems like the flood is now a frequent occurance in Singapore too.

This means 2 things:
1. we probably should not dig that many tunnels and instead make more drains,
2. parking in basement is now more risky as your car can be totally submerged.

However, if you have no choice but to park in the basement in Singapore, consider investing in getting one of these protective cover.
The other car owners may probably laugh at you, but when the rain comes down and the basement is totally flooded, guess who will have the last laugh then?

The Wrong Signal

2011-06-11T02:14:00.000+08:00

It may seem funny but this happens often when signs and signals are misunderstood. The above picture is to illustrate the use of the hand dryer. But the second picture wants to say that you are supposed to place your hands and the hot air dry it.
Some people happily believe that the strips of curly red lines meant bacons will drop from the dryer. Think this is funny, well you cant blame people!

The best deals on Tenga

2011-06-08T12:15:00.000+08:00

Current promotions at tengatango.com

Tenga Egg Lotion (Pack of 6 bottles)
Tenga Ultra Size Deep Throat, Tenga Ultra Size Soft Tube pack
Tenga Flip Lite - White
Tenga Hole Warmer
Tenga Double Hole
Tenga Flip Hole - Black
Tenga Flip Hole - White

In case you are wondering why 7, and not 5 or 10 or top 3, the reason is that there are 7 days in a week. So depending on which day you are feeling the mood for some exceptionally pleasurable and kinky fun, you have something to keep yourself entertained.

Not sure if it will be a great idea to give the Tenga masturbators as toys for your friends or colleagues, but that will sure make you very famous if you dare. Like most things, there are many taboos in Singapore. Sex toys is one of them.

Or if you want something that will be hitting the stores soon, check out the Tenga Flipair (and Flipairlite, and Flipair Lotion).

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Personal Growth

2011-05-25T23:58:00.000+08:00

“People who cannot grow want to leap: they want short cuts to fame, fortune, and happiness.”
Eric Hoffer

I could have

2011-04-26T03:35:00.000+08:00

“I could have. What does this phrase mean? At any given moment in our lives, there are certain things that could have happened but didn’t. The magic moments go unrecognized, and then suddenly, the hand of destiny changes everything. But love is much like a dam: if you allow a tiny crack to form through which only a trickle of water can pass, that trickle will quickly bring down the whole structure, and soon no one will be able to control the force of the current. Love is a trap. When it appears, we see only its light, not its shadows.” ~ Paulo Coelho

The New Tenga Flip Air and Tenga Flip Air Lite

2011-04-23T03:23:00.004+08:00

Yup you heard that right. And yes, it seems like a re-naming exercise if you already spotted the futile attempt by Tenga.

I mean, come on! What happened to the creativity, the innovation, and the surprize element. A new sex toy you called Tenga Flip Air and Tenga Flip Air Lite that looked almost like the previous Tenga Flip Lite?

I mean, seriously.

The naming game did not end with minor name changes in Singapore, or for the rest of the world other than Japan to be more precise since some of the new masturbators were initially only introduced in Japan. Not sure why this is the case, maybe the Japanese;have a higher sex drive or has problem keeping track of the name changes so want to give them some lead.

Anyway do note that the Tenga Fliplite 2G;(which stands for Second Generation) will be known also as Tenga Flip-Air Lite; while Tenga Flip-Air U.S. (Ultra Size and Super Vaccum) will become Tenga Flip-Air.

So if you are already confused, do refer to the picture that is posted at tengatango.com and all the details explaining the differences carefully. Watch this video for the Tenga Flip Air range of masturbators to learn more, or watch this and other videos at the official YouTube Channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/wwwtengatangocom

For some strange reasons, again, Tenga prefer the lauch to be in Japan and make the rest of the world wait abit. IOW, be patient. It wont be shipping as yet.

Why? In case they change their mind about the naming conventions again after coming across to this blog post read only by a mere 348,026 readers.
tengatango.com will be accepting pre-orders based on information from their website. So check it out.

The New Wonder Woman

2011-04-01T10:47:00.000+08:00

Lynda Carter, the original actess as Wonder Woman congratulated Adrianne Palicki who will be the new Wonder Woman.
The upcoming TV remake by David E. Kelley will also see some new changes to the original Wonder Woman costume, leading critics to label it as 'less patriotic' or 'less American, more global' because of the changes to the costume. Some audience may actually welcome the change because for one thing, those over-sized panties in blue and white starts are so 1970's to begin with. Not many guys will find those sexually appealing in anyway. Nonetheless, many Americans feel that it resembles something like a last-minute Halloween costume.
What I would look forward to is to see whether they are going to retain the original invisible plane or will it be the jet aircraft. The other thing I am very curious to know is Woman Woman's relationship with Steve Trevor - are they lovers or just friends?
Let's wait to see how will the upcoming remake hold up to the original 1975 TV series.

Picture from E!

TENGA from Japan is now in Singapore at Orchard Central & Marina Square

2011-02-15T18:34:00.005+08:00

Tenga in Singapore
now at Orchard Central
PLEASURE is TENGA

The most complete range of TENGA is now in Singapore -
from Tenga Fliphole, to Tenga Fliplite, Tenga Eggs and all the other sex cups

TENGA - man's best friend
Say Hello to sexual pleasure and intense orgasms!

Tenga in Singapore at two shop locations: Orchard Central and Marina Square

This must be some really good news for the men out there. No longer have they need to suppress their sexual urges or pay some sex workers for sex. They now can help themselves whenever the need arises.

Masturbation and sex are complex sensations - so to provide pleasure or for them to give pleaure to the person, it has to be intimate and personal. In other words, no two men are pleased the same way.

Luckily we have Tenga - made in Japan, now in Singapore!

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Condoms, HIV and AIDs, and Tenga

2011-02-03T12:59:00.000+08:00

"Remember to wear a condom while having phone sex. You wouldn't want to get hearing AIDS"

In our present era, any talk or discussion about sex will naturally touch on the subject of AIDs, HIV, condoms and Tenga.

Sex is risky business: even if HIV or AIDs don't bother you enough, think about all the other infection diseases that could harm you. Even though not all of them are life-threatening, some are

But there are more ways to have safe sex: with a condom, with a virgin, or with a Tenga sex toy - the most successful (ie realistic) sex toy in this world. Actually, it is the only sex toy that lets you have sex without ruining your life.

If these celebrities had heard of Tenga their lives will be very different:

Tiger Woods will probably still be married
Star Australian rugby player, Joel Monaghan would not have to quit the Canberra Raiders
George Michael wouldnt be arrested at Will Rogers Park in Beverly Hills for lewd conduct
Sandra Bullock will still be a married woman if she had bought her husband enough Tenga to keep him happy while she's busy
Hugh Grant wouldnt be arrested for receiving oral sex from a prostitute in 1995 if he had used the Tenga Deep Throat cup instead
Amy Fisher's sex tape will have become HMV's best seller if they had used the sex toys in their foreplay
Bill Clinton will still be the President of USA (also Tenga Deep Throat cup)

But of course:

Jack Neo (Singapore movie Director) wont be as famous in Singapore and maybe even Batam and Malaysia after his affairs were made public.
David Duchovny will probably become more addicted to Internet porn

Tenga sex toy at http://www.tengatango.ecrater.com/

Out of Sight

2011-01-11T23:43:00.000+08:00

Sight can be so important but the ability to see is not limited to what the eyes can discover

PEOPLE ARE AWESOME

2011-01-11T23:42:00.000+08:00

NEGOTIATOR / explorer

2011-01-11T23:07:00.001+08:00

You are a big thinker. You easily take the large, long view of almost any topic. You are comfortable juggling myriad facts. You tend to synthesize material easily and to think in webs of factors, not straight lines. You are imaginative and enjoy theorizing.
You are also socially savvy. You are good at both talking and listening. And you generally read people's faces, body postures and tone of voice accurately, so you tend to intuitively understand what people want and need.
You are also highly compassionate. You care deeply about others. So you sometimes make personal sacrifices to be a supportive friend or colleague. And you like to work to improve the world.
You enjoy new ideas and novel experiences. You are flexible, affable and open to adventure. And you admire impulsive, spontaneous people, despite your tendency to plan ahead.
You dislike conflict. You seek "win-win" solutions. And with your skill as a negotiator, you adeptly bring peace to the chaotic world around you. You are a warm, insightful and often exciting companion.

Praises for the faithful GUNDAM fans, shame for the copycats in China

2010-12-23T01:40:00.000+08:00

Read a heartwarming article about how the Japanese fans of a anime are banded together to make a stand against an attempt to copy their beloved GUNDAM.

The culprits from a China amusement park even appeared on a national TV in Japan (Fuji TV) to explain that the resembalance is merely coincidental and not the actual GUNDAM.

The question is, so what is it?

Was there ever a Chinese cartoon or a mythical creature of similar height and looks?

What are the Chinese equivalant for the initials found on the shoulders of the action figure: EFSF and WB?

Perhaps they should just keep to giant rats and rabbits or dragons from the Chinese Zodiac, or mythical creatures like na-zha, Justice Bao, or the Monkey God.

So now it is official - some of these Chinese copycats are shameless, and especially those that made conterfeit drugs that killed many innocent people, they deserved to be spat at and even shot.

Humor, Sex, Tenga, and Christmas

2010-12-06T23:27:00.000+08:00

What is the deal with Tenga, Sex, Christmas and Humor?

Well, they form a unique and cheerful combination.

The Tenga masturbators promotion at tengatango.com is sure to give men a good reason to smile. And there is no better time to receive one than Christmas!

Perhaps it has to do with the simple fact that sex is almost always on a man's mind. And this is a good thing. One research revealed that sex is on a man's mind every 6.28 seconds. This is in contrast to a woman who has sex on her mind like once every 2.23 month. Talk about bad timing.

So you wondered... what is a man to do whenever he is in the mood for some love. Self-love? Perhaps that is the reason why a Japanese man had enough of hoping and waiting for pleasure to happen. So he took matters into his own hands - so to speak - and invented the world's most popular sex toy, the TENGA!

While he and his newly formed company was content to be small scale and hoping that their products will be accessible to the Japanese men, they did not expect the passion to spread all over the world.

tengatango.com then came into the picture and made Tenga available practically everywhere as the company ships the Tenga products discreetly worldwide - much to the delight of men, and the women who loved them!

So what happened to be a challenge turns out to be a real business opportunity at Tenga and for tengatango.com

Check out these sex toys here: http://www.tengatango.ecrater.com/
And if you are from the UK, more good news. They have a UK version of their TENGA webstore:
http://www.tengatango.ecrater.co.uk/

New to TENGA? These videos should help:
http://www.youtube.com/user/wwwtengatangocom

Why Losers Lose

2010-10-09T20:28:00.000+08:00

Losers lose for a number of reasons but perhaps the main reason why they lose is because they dont understand the basic concept about winning.

That said, I just want to clarify that the following is based on my personal observation and not the result of any scientific study.

Losers are afraid of loosing. They have an unhealthy perception about winning and loosing. Perhaps it was foolish pride, maybe it was just not their thing to make a mistake, to mess up. Whatever it is, they will not openly admit that they are beaten, or have messed up, they prefer to steal away, with their tail between their legs and hope people will forget about the whole incident.

And when they achieve success, they spare no expenses to glorify their accomplishment. Chances are they probably over attribute the success to their talent, effort or good luck. Very often, fail to give thanks to those who have helped to make him successful or had contributed to their success. They tend to use success as a cover for their past mistakes.

Losers are also often in denial. When they make a mistake, they usually fail to own it. Instead, they resort to feeble attempts to try to conceal their mistakes and pretend that the entire episode does not exist! Want to talk to them about coming to terms with their loss, they probably prefer to avoid talking about the matter, in fact, they may even try to avoid you.

Losers often fail to learn from past mistakes. Quite often will leave most people wonder if they learnt anything at all. This should not be too surprizing cos you must remember that they had tried so hard to bury their unglorious past mistakes. So it shouldnt be too surprizing that they commit the same mistake more than once.

The final reason is their sense of importance, or the illusion of grandeur - where they think that the world conspires to trick them, cause them to be less successful, or caused their failure and misery.

But perhaps the most useful advice will be this quote that aptly sums up why winners win while losers will never be successful.

"Nothing in this world can stop a man with the right attitude; nothing in this world can help a man with the wrong attitude."

Life is uncertain, eat dessert first: Shocking Invention from Japan

2010-10-09T20:11:00.000+08:00

Life is uncertain, eat dessert first: Shocking Invention from Japan

TENGA and the Urges of Temptation

2010-10-03T12:51:00.011+08:00

One way or another we will feel that urge or temptation and like it or not, we have to deal with it.

Some sees it as a test from God. Others interpret it as a scheme from the evil one. Whatever it is, we are required to respond: to give in or to resist.

Psychologists will prefer to explain it as a struggle between the id, ego and the super-ego. According to Sigmund Freud's psychoanalytic theory of personality, the id represents the dark, chaotic aspect of us which seeks pleasure without regard to morals, or consequences. And is driven by instincts and impulses, and seeks instant self-gratification.

TENGA from tengatango.com is perhaps the best defence against sexual temptations

In contrast, the super-ego is the complete opposite of id, and helps us to defend our sense of right and wrong, shame and guilt. It also stores our internalized moral standards and ideals that we acquire and shaped from our parents and the society.

The ego mediates between the clashes of id and the super-ego. It regulates the id to allow for our survival and well-being - without violating the moral principles and against the external world.

It is not hard to imagine the temptations that life presents us, and it may strain our ego's ability to hold on to those moral teachings that we holds dear.

Perhaps this is the reason why we hear of how celebrity figures falling into temptations... think Tiger Wood, Jack Neo, Wayne Rooney. They gave in to sexual temptation. Perhaps if they have some way to deal with their sex drives these stories will not exist?

Not here to judge but maybe they have not heard of TENGA.

Maybe someone should give one Tenga Fliphole or Tenga Fliplite, or a set of Tenga Eggs for these guys on their birthday or Christmas!

Lunar Rainbow

2010-10-03T12:45:00.002+08:00

Tattoo for a cat

2010-09-29T22:27:00.003+08:00

This is one idea for a tattoo for a cat if you are bored and / or rich enough. Not sure if this is a real photograph or a photoshop copy. Either way, this is sure to get a smile from most people, unless you are anti-cats to begin with.

Superheros we adore

2010-09-04T15:33:00.003+08:00

No copyright infrigement intended especially for the Superman picture. Really glad someone took the time to show us the other side of Superman. LOL! At least we now know what he looks like in another logo.

Wonder Woman can lose some weight, and she could use a new hairstyle seriously. LOL!

On that note. I wonder what TENGAman will look like. Hope it is not a logo of a penis!

Famous Quotes by J.R.R. Tolkien

2010-08-12T01:49:00.006+08:00

A collection of some of my favourite quotes from JRR Tolkien. Wise words to heed.

"All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost;
the old that is strong does not wither, deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken, a light from the shadows shall spring;
renenwed shall be blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king."

"What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?"

"He who breaks a thing to find out what it is, has left the path of wisdom."

"The burned hand teaches best.”

"There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after."

"I warn you, if you bore me, I shall take my revenge."

"I do not love the bright sword for it's sharpness, nor the arrow for it's swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend."

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

"Let him not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the darkness fall."

"You can only come to the morning through the shadows."

"The wise speak only of what they know."

"The wide world is all about you; you can fence yourselves in, but you cannot forever fence it out."

One Sad Truth

2010-07-13T21:49:00.003+08:00

There’s one sad truth in life I’ve found
While journeying east and west -
The only folks we really wound
Are those we love the best.
We flatter those we scarcely know,
We please the fleeting guest,
And deal full many a thoughtless blow
To those who love us best.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Apple iPhone 4G

2010-06-27T16:02:00.008+08:00

The new Apple iPhone 4G is generating mixed feelings among many people, and the reviews at Gizmodo dont sound good at all. Main complains have to do with the phone's reception and glass outer shell.

Elsewhere, the buzz is still on and many die-hard fans in the USA are going crazy over the latest iPhone. Two of my friends have flown over to the States to purchase their iPhone.

Personally I would like to get one too. I liked it. If I buy the iphone 4G, this will be my first Apple product. LOL!

The reason for my choice is simple - the design is the main factor. This is also the reason why I became so captivated by Tenga - the masturbation toy from Japan. They are beautifully designed. Bought bulk and gave a few to my friends to try them out and almost all of them said they had not used it cos they cant bear to do so.

My personal favorite Tenga onacups are the Red Deep Throat (also available in White and Black versions), the Tenga Air Cushion cups (in Red and White), and the Tenga Double Hole cup.

The rest of the Tenga sex toy at tengatango.com are just as awesome, but the ultimate will be the Tenga Fliphole, Black Fliphole, and the new Tenga Black Fliplite and the White Fliplite.

Tenga have also invested more time, money and energy to improve on the packaging of the two Tenga Fliplites as well. Overall, they look so gorgeous.

Freak Flood in Singapore Orchard Road

2010-06-17T02:15:00.003+08:00

Blame it on the rain, blame it on somebody, ANYBODY!

Something that should not have happened happened on Wed 16-June-2010. Singapore's prime shopping district underwater after downpour.

Notice how the national news filled the coverage with statistics about the volume or rainfall and so on so forth? Maybe they know something and wants distracts us instead?

See my blog comment about this incident about the flood: http://tuckcts.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!6E721AB45EF7E989!294.trak

Sex and the City (of Singapore)

2010-05-31T23:42:00.003+08:00

Singapore is a small city and like most other major cities in the world faces a greying population issue. It also faces a overcrowding issue as well as the population swells up significantly mostly via immigration growth and this has upsetted the locals pretty much. Soon it is caught in a vicious cycle: low birthrates = more immigrants = more overcrowding = higher costs of living = low birthrates.... The singapore government tries the first option - promote the locals to have kids (and more kids). This in turn means a larger greying population in the future. You see the vicious pattern again, no? Somehow in the midst of all the chaos, the government forgets one simple element: sex The population will not grow if people are not having enough sex especially the married couples. And they are not gonna have sex for fear that they will have kids cos it is too expensive to have kids in Singapore. A sad fate indeed. Nonetheless there are some things the government should consider doing: 1. make it illegal to have abortion 2. offer more financial rewards when singaporean couples have kids like free maternity care 3. ban the use of condoms and sale of tenga masturbation toys (http://www.facebook.com/wwwtengatangocom)

Tenga Fliplite from TENGA Japan

2010-04-11T23:14:00.002+08:00

The upcoming invention from TENGA - the Tenga Fliplite. Planned launched: 23-April-2010 in 2 variations: the Melty White Fliplite, and the Solid Black Fliplite.

The Tenga Fliplite is not only more compact and lighter in terms of the physical size, the interior also boast of incorporating the best features found in the Fliphole and the Black Fliphole.

But dont let the smaller sized gadget fool you - the Fliplite is the result of many months of intense experimentations and follow-up on the feedback from men so that only the best features of the Fliphole are kept and enhanced for maximum sensations and pleasure.

Perhaps it is this quest for the best experience that led TENGA to success all this while, and this by itself is no small feat.

Wynonna - Sing (Jody Den Broeder Extended Mix)

2010-02-15T01:01:00.001+08:00

awesome song

Now we know why most women are single

2010-01-25T18:35:00.000+08:00

pervert

2010-01-19T00:56:00.000+08:00

TENGA CUPS (Red Standard Series) - tengatango.com

2009-12-17T00:17:00.001+08:00

Rihanna - [OFFICIAL REMIX MUSIC VIDEO] - PRE RELEASE - DIRECTED BY Chris Le

2009-12-04T16:32:00.001+08:00

Great Ad for gun control

2009-10-17T04:09:00.001+08:00

TENGA BLACKHOLE BLACK FLIP HOLE

2009-09-22T22:32:00.001+08:00

Took Tenga Japan quite a while but it was worth it. The new Black Flip Hole kept all the best part and incorporates new features into this new cup to enhance pleasure. With the introduction of this cup, the range of products offered by tengatango.com will almost be complete. Masturbation will never be the same again! Details: http://www.tengatango.com (the only official disributor / reseller of Tenga products outside Japan in Asia) Buy direct at: http://tengatango.ecrater.com/product.php?pid=5273111

TENGA BLACKHOLE

2009-09-05T00:36:00.003+08:00

Something new this way come

TENGA CUPS (Red Standard Series) - tengatango.com

2009-09-05T00:36:00.001+08:00

Tenga Fliphole Adult Toy

2009-06-13T08:40:00.003+08:00

sex toy that does not look like one

Shocking Invention from Japan

2009-06-13T08:40:00.001+08:00

only the japanese... looks cool though

Teru no uta LIVE

2009-05-18T03:23:00.001+08:00

earthsea

Mr. W

2009-05-18T03:01:00.001+08:00

Spirited Away－いつも何度でも

2009-05-18T02:27:00.001+08:00

「天空の城ラピュタ」君をのせて

2009-05-18T02:26:00.001+08:00

テルーの唄

2009-05-18T02:21:00.001+08:00

Tenga Cups by tengatango.com

2009-04-22T18:12:00.001+08:00

future of masturbation LOL!
http://www.tengatango.com

法国超经典的一个广告

2009-04-11T15:22:00.001+08:00

awesome animation

韓國整人節目

2009-04-11T15:07:00.001+08:00

Courage Fail

2009-04-01T01:23:00.001+08:00

Breathe Slow

2009-03-31T23:22:00.001+08:00

an awesome song by Alesha Dixon. enjoy.

Elderly

2009-03-28T02:32:00.000+08:00

A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl.

The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl became frantic.

Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret,

the young girl said that some people were giving out free oranges and that she was lining up for some.

"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line.

A police officer made his way down the line, questioning all of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?"

Grandma replied," Oh, it's quite easy sonny, I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry."

Utada Hikaru - First Love (KTV Version)

2009-03-23T11:49:00.001+08:00

Feed the Fishes

2009-03-02T21:19:00.000+08:00

Sakamoto Ryuichi - Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence (Live)

2009-02-25T01:47:00.001+08:00

Poster for Teamwork

2009-02-22T21:58:00.002+08:00

I dare you to display this poster about Teamwork at your workplace...

Honestly I think it should be called 'Kinky Sex and Orgies'

Simplicity and Stupidity

2009-02-22T21:56:00.002+08:00

First Time on a Plane

2009-02-22T21:53:00.001+08:00

i hope his decendents will not get to see this photo...

Dangerous Food

2009-02-22T21:50:00.002+08:00

A nutritionist was addressing a large audience in Canada.

“The food we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us years ago,” she said.

“Fast food is full of salt. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food can be loaded with MSG. There are trans fat in snacks, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the bacteria in our drinking water.”

“But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years to come after eating it?”

From the back row came an elderly voice.
“Wedding cake?”

How to wash the toilet

2009-02-18T10:59:00.004+08:00

This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

Laundry day

2009-01-12T01:40:00.001+08:00

reason why secret identities are kept secret

tenga by tengatango.com

2009-01-02T23:30:00.008+08:00

Once again, the world is impressed by the creativity of the Japanese. This time however, the invention is for the benefit of the men. More specifically, it is an invention aimed at improving the sex lives of men through the use of a masturbation cup called TENGA.

Incorporating ergonomically and anatomically-correct designs, Tenga effectively imitates realistic sexual positions for precise stimulation on the manhood to achieve the ultimate male masturbation pleasure (aka stronger erections, more intense orgasms). LOL!

Besides listing the many features and benefit of the Tenga cups, tengatango.com also gives a elaborate explanation as to the various functions/ purpose of the different cups.

Deep throat cup for fellatio / oral sex / blowjo
Soft tube cup for the SITTING position
Rolling head cup for the RIDER position
Double hole cup for anal sex / group sex
Air cushion cup for the MISSIONARY position

Read more at the website of the official distributor: http://www.tengatango.com

Man who had sex with bike in court

2008-12-24T02:01:00.000+08:00

By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 1:05am GMT 29/10/2007

A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

Robert Stewart was discovered in his room by two cleaners at the Aberley House Hostel in Ayr, south west Scotland, in October last year. On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers. She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply."They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. "The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police. Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders’ register but his sentence was deferred until next month.He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however. Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

Racism in Elevator or Lift

2008-12-21T02:07:00.001+08:00

sad thing

Jennifer Hudson - Spotlight

2008-12-20T01:56:00.001+08:00

cool song by Jennifer Hudson. Amazing how far she's come even without winning American Idol.

Egg_MOVIE.wmv

2008-11-30T18:42:00.001+08:00

TENGA latest product.

Tenga EGG

2008-11-03T14:03:00.003+08:00

TENGA EGG

At the moment no one knows what it is yet.

News from Japan maker, Tenga, said that their latest invention will be revealed on

Nov 20, 2008 (Thursday).

Guesses? Vibrators, something to clamp onto the penis head gland, lotion dispenser...

TENGA Robot Sex

2008-11-01T15:56:00.004+08:00

These Lean Mean Machines show us what the cups are trying to achieve:
Deep Throat cup, Soft Tube Cup, Rolling Head Cup, Double Hole Cup, Air Cushion Cup

WallE meets cups

2008-10-24T01:59:00.001+08:00

Hollywood Squares Answers

2008-10-20T19:57:00.000+08:00

These are from the days when game show responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. These are from the old Hollywood Squares show in the 70's...
By Anonymous
Story submitted February 1, 2002

Q: If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high?
A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

Q: True or false...a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
A: George Gobel: Boy it sure seems that way sometimes...

Q: You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
A: Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he's really attractive, is it okay to come out directly and ask him if he is married?
A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.

Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I love you"?
A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

Q: What are "Do It", "I Can Help" and "Can't Get Enough"?
A: George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the next apartment.

Q: As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while you are talking?
A: Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing older question, Peter...and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget!

Q: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

Q: Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year?
A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I'm too busy growing strawberries!

Q: In bowling, what's a perfect score?
A: Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

Q: It is considered bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other?
A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

Q: During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
A: Rose Marie: Unfortunately, Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls?
A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do?
A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark.

Q: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
A: Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

Q: According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army!

Q: Is it possible for the puppies in a litter to have more than one daddy? A: Paul Lynde: Why, that bitch!

Q: While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting "Poo! Poo! Poo!" What does that mean?
A: George Goebel: Cattle crossing.

Q: It is the most abused and neglected part of your body - what is it?
A: Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused but it certainly isn't neglected!

Q: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds?
A: Charley Weaver: A divorcee.

Q: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do?
A: George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

Q: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie "What's The Matter With Helen?" Who plays Helen?
A: Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver - that's why they asked the question.

Q: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant?
A: Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

Q: When a couple has a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
A: Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is up to him.

Q: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was "one of the best things I ever did." What was it? A: Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming.

Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
A: Charley Weaver: His feet.

Q: Do female frogs croak?
A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.

Q: Imagine you are a child in your mother's womb, can you detect light?
A: Paul Lynde: Only during ballet practice

TENGA CUPS (Red Standard)

2008-10-13T18:40:00.001+08:00

They feel better than they look... a very well-made product. It is from Japan so of cos they are good!

TENGA CUPS (English) Red Series

2008-10-12T03:45:00.001+08:00

Wow...

TENGA ProductVideo (www.tengatango.com)

2008-09-17T21:16:00.001+08:00

Touted as the perfect invention for delivering the most exciting and comforting pleasure a man can ask for, the Japan-made male masturbator is said to feel like real sex and can provide intense orgasms.

TENGA comes in 5 unique designs to simulate 5 different sex positions/ sensations and they come pre-lubricated with a high-end water-based personal lubricant that is also able to keep the product moist during use.

This video gives an excellent overview of this amazing product that is designed and manufactured in Japan. If you are keen to get them try www.tengatango.com/

The Husband Store

2008-01-23T12:26:00.000+08:00

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more.’So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

Blood Type Food

2008-01-11T17:33:00.002+08:00

Here's a quick run-down about what we should eat based on your blood type:

TYPE O:
People with O blood type thrives on intense physical exercise and animal protein. Unlike the other blood types, the O's muscle tissue are slightly acidic. They can metabolize meat efficiently because they have high stomach-acid levels. Type O Diet depends largely on the use of lean meats, poultry, and fish. Type O's don't find dairy products and grains quite as friendly as other blood types and therefore should severely restrict the use of all dairy products.
The leading weight gain factor for Type Os is the gluten found in wheat germ and whole wheat products, which interferes with insulin efficiency and slows down metabolic rate. Another factor that contribute to weight gain is certain beans and legumes (lentils and kidney beans) contain lectins that deposit in the muscle tissues making them less "charged" for physical activity. The third weight gain factor is due to the low levels of thyroid hormone or unstable thyroid functions - which also causes metabolic problems. Therefore it is recommended to consume food that increases hormone production (kelp, seafood, iodized salt) and avoid vegetables from the Brassica family (cabbage, brussels sprouts, mustard green and cauliflower) which can inhibit the thyroid function. Instead consume more vegetables that are high in Vitamin K (which helps clotting). The nightshade vegetables can cause lectin deposit in the tissue surrounding the joints. Because of the high acidity stomach, Type Os should eat fruits of alkaline nature such as berries and plums.
Beneficial: Beef, Lam, Mutton, Veal, Venison, Cod, herring, Mackerel, Pumpkin seeds, Walnuts, Kale, Collard greens, Romaine lettuce, Broccoli, Spinach, Plums, Prunes, Figs, Artichoke, Chicory, Dandelion, Garlic, Horseradish, Leek, Okra, Onions, Parsley, Parsnips, Red Peppers, Sweet potatoes, Pumpkin, Seaweed, Turnips
Harmful: White and black peppers, Vinegar, Capers, Cinnamon, Cornstarch, Corn syrup, Nutmeg, Vanilla, Coconut, Oranges, Tangerines, Strawberries, Blackberries, Rhubarb, Melons, Cantaloupe, Honeydew, Avocado, Corn, Alfalfa sprouts, Shiitake mushrooms, Fermented olives, Cabbage, Brussels sprouts, Cauliflower, Mustard greens, Barracuda, Pickled herring, Catfish, Smoked salmon, Caviar, Octopus, Conch, Bacon, Ham, Goose, Pork

TYPE A:
Type A's are pre-disposed to weight-gain, heart disease, cancer, and diabetes. They flourish on fresh, pure, and organic vegetarian diets which have the ability to supercharge their immune system and potentially short-circuit the development of life-threatening diseases. Moreover, because of low stomach-acid content, it is particularly important for them to avoid meats altogether (as they will have a hard time digesting meat). To ensure the consumption of adequate protein, it is important for Type A's to indlude nuts and seeds in their diet. Type As also thrive on the vegetable proteins found in tofu, beans and legumes (with the exception of some beans which can cause a decrease in insulin production, which may cause obesity and diabetes). Dairy foods are also poorly digested by and can decrease metabolism and can only tolerate small amounts of fermented dairy products (such as yogurt, kefir, nonfat sour cream).Type A are also very sensitive to the lectins in potatoes, sweet potatoes, yams, cabbage, tomatoes and peppers as they a tendency to aggravate the stomach. Type A should eat more fruits that are alkaline and avoid mangoes, papaya and oranges.
Beneficial: Artichoke, Chicory, Greens (Dandelion, Swiss Chard), Horseradish, Leek, Romaine, Okra, Parsley, Alfalfa Sprouts, Tempeh, Tofu, Turnip, Peanuts, Pumpkin Seeds, Carp, Cod, Grouper, Mackerel, Monkfish, Pickerel, Red snapper, Rainbow trout, Salmon, Sardine, Sea trout, Silver perch, Snail, Whitefish, Yellow Perch, Berries (blackberries, blueberries, boysenberries, cranberries), Plums, Prunes, Figs
Harmful: Beef, Pork, Lamb, Veal, Venison, Duck, Goose, Anchovy, Barracuda, Beluga, Bluefish, Bluegill bass, Catfish, Caviar, Clam, Conch, Crab, Crayfish, Eel, Flounder, Frog, Gray sole, Haddock, Hake, Halibut, Herring, Lobster, Lox, Mussels, Octopus, Oysters, Scallop, Shad, Shrimp, Sold, Squid, Striped bass, Tilefish, Turtle, Brazil nuts, Cashews, Pistachios, English muffins, Bread (High-protein whole wheat, Multi-grain), Matzos, pumpernickel, Wheat bran muffins, Flour (white, whole wheat), Pasta (Semolina, spinach), Peppers, olives, Potatoes, Sweet potatoes, Yams, All kinds of cabbage, Tomatoes, Lima beans, Eggplant, Mushroom

TYPE B:
The sturdy and alert Type B's are usually able to resist heart disease and cancer but are more prone to immune-system disorders such as multiple sclerosis, lupus, and chronic fatigue syndrome. The biggest contributors of weight gains are corn, buckwheat, lentils, peanuts and sesame seeds. These foods have different lectin that affect the efficiency of the metabolic process, resulting in fatigue, fluid retention, and hypoglycemia. The gluten lectin in wheat germ and whole wheat products also adds to the problems cause by other metabolism-slowing foods.It is important for Type Bs to avoid chicken (which contains a Type B blood agglutinating lectin that will attack the bloodstream and potentially leading to strokes and some immune disorders). Type Bs thrive on a balanced and wholesome diet. While fish is helpful, they should avoid all shellfish (as they contain lectins that are extremely disruptive. Type B is the only blood type that can fully enjoy a variety of dairy foods. However, they must actively avoid food such as peanuts, sesame seeds and sunflower seeds (which are known to interfere with insulin production), wheat (reduces insulin efficiency), rye (which can damage the vascular system, causing blood disorders and potentially strokes). Corn and buckwheat they contribute to a sluggish metabolism and are the major causes of weight gain, insulin irregularity, fluid retention, and fatigue. Fruits and vegetables are generally well tolerated with the exception of tomatoes (which irritates the stomach lining).
Beneficial: Lamb, Mutton, Venison, Rabbit, Cod, Salmon, Flounder, Halibut, Sole, Trout, Cottage cheese, Farmer, Feta, Goat cheese and milk, Kefir, Mozzarella, Ricotta, Milk, Yogurt, Millet, Oatmeal (Bran, flour), Puffed Rice, Rice (bran, flour), Spelt, Green leafy vegetables, Pineapples, Bananas, Cranberries, Grapes, Papaya, Plums
Harmful: All Shellfish (crab, shrimp, lobster, mussels, oysters, crayfish, clam, etc), Anchovy, Barracuda, Beluga, Eel, Frog, Lox, Octopus, Sea bass, Snail, Striped bass, Turtle, Yellowtail, Cashews, Filberts, Pine, Pistachio, Peanuts, Pumpkin seeds, Sesame seeds, Sunflower seeds, Lentils, garbanzos, black-eyed peas, Beans (pintos, aduke, Azuki, Black), Barley malt sweeteners, Corn syrup, Cornstarch, Cinnamon, Amaranth, Barley, Kasha, Seven-grain, Wild rice, Couscous, Artichoke, Avocado, Corn, Olives, Pumpkin, Radishes, Sprouts, Tempeh, Tofu, Tomato

Same-Sex Attraction: A Christian Perspective

2008-01-07T23:50:00.001+08:00

December 20, 2005
Same-Sex Attraction: A Christian Perspective
By Rev Dr Yap Kim Hao

Is it possible to be Christian and gay as many reject the premise that one can be both at the same time. Rev Dr Yap Kim Hao, the first Asian Bishop of The Methodist Church in Singapore, shares his beliefs and journey to affirming gay Christians. Rev Dr Yap Kim Hao is one of few gay-affirming pastors in Singapore and serves in a voluntary capacity in the Free Community Church (http://freecomchurch.org) which counts many gays and lesbians as members. He has been a pastor of the Methodist churches in Malaysia and Singapore and served as its first Asian Bishop in 1968-73. He resigned from that position to become the General Secretary of the Christian Conference of Asia in 1973-85. It was there that he was directly involved in social justice issues and ministry to the oppressed and marginalised in the Asian region. He taught in Trinity Theological College and in Southern Methodist University in Dallas, Texas. The ministry to the LGBT Christian community is a natural extension of his calling to serve God.

Message from Rev Dr Yap Kim Hao:
The Christmas stories tell of the rejection of Jesus at the time of his birth. The Holy Family was found knocking at the doors of Bethlehem and was confronted with the "No Vacancy" sign for there was no room in the inn. Legend suggests to us about the birth of the Christ Child in a lowly manger. He was marginalised there, yet there were those who accepted him. Three Wise Men travelled from afar to the place where he was and brought gifts. Simple shepherds left their flock by night and came to adore him.

Gays have and continue to experience rejection and marginalisation and you find security in your manger. The Jesus whose birth is being celebrated knows your condition and shares your anxiety. He did not remain in Bethlehem. He came out into the world to face the opposition and made the difference in the lives of people.

Increasingly there are those who are on the journey to be gay-affirming and gay-friendly. Together we work to make our society more inclusive and celebrate the love that came down at Christmas. To my Christian friends – A Merry Christmas to You. To all the Peace of God be with you.

My Journey to Affirming the Gay Community
You have responded to the invitation of RedQuEEn! to this discussion on the specific topic of same-sex attraction. I have been challenged by the organisers (Su-Lin, Charmaine, Eileena) to give my private and personal perspective as a Christian. Given the fact that the majority of the Christian community is homophobic, I am heartened that there is an increasing number of Christians who are being enlightened and the day will soon dawn when the majority of Christians will be gay-affirming. This is a rising tide and it will flow on. Never before did I even dream that I will be called upon to speak in the Substation to an eager audience on this issue. God works in a mysterious way, with wonders to perform.

We want to be focused and respond to the objectives of this meeting. I have read through the questions that some of you have sent in. The process is for me first of all to share my views and then we will learn from one another through the more important session of Question & Answer. It is necessary for me to indicate to you where I come from or how I got this perspective which has yet to be accepted by the majority of the Christian community.

Like many people I am a creature of the history and culture into which I was born and nurtured. As individuals we respond in different ways and our attitudes and views vary. In my time and location the gay issue was not discussed openly. There was misinformation resulting in misunderstanding. Like most people I was silently homophobic then.

When I began my ministry in the mid-fifties, I was asked by a leading architect who must have been struggling with his sexual orientation about the views of the church. I had never studied the subject and just looked up the few isolated passages of the Bible and quickly concluded that the Bible is against homosexuality. In the minds of the Christian community until today it is not contestable for the literal words of ‘the Bible tell me so’. Homosexuality being a sin then becomes the only conclusion and is still believed by a majority of the Christian community.

Later, I met a gay person from a very rich family who wanted me to help his mother whom he had come out to, to understand the gay issue. He is a doctor trained in London. That was my first contact with a gay person and he later introduced me to his gay and lesbian friends here. He must have sensed that I could be sympathetic and took the risk. As a matter of fact I was very naïve about homosexuality. I even asked why he did not seek the best of psychiatric help to correct his condition. It was only later that I understood why he laughed at me and realised how ignorant I was about the subject. Soon I began my journey to affirming the gay community.

Sexual Orientation
I read that Sigmund Freud long ago attested that it is as difficult to change the orientation of a homosexual as it would be a heterosexual. He has been proven right. The condition comes, as does being heterosexual, by a combination of genetic, hormonal, and very early societal development. It is both nature and nurture. It is not a disease to be caught.

Freud was before his time on this issue. In 1973, the American Psychiatric Association removed homosexuality from its list of personality disorders as did two years later the American Psychological Association, indicating the naturalness of a homosexual orientation. In 1997, it passed a resolution declaring therapists in these groups who engaged in such conversion therapies to be unethical and unhealthy practices.

The American Academy of Pediatrics, American Counselling Association, American Association of School Administrators, American Federation of Teachers, American Psychological Association, American School Health Association, Interfaith Alliance Foundation, National Association of School Psychologists, National Association of Social Workers and National Education Association in the United States developed and endorsed the following statement in 1999:

"The most important fact about 'reparative therapy' and also sometimes known as 'conversion therapy,' is that it is based on an understanding of homosexuality that has been rejected by all the major health and mental health professions. [Our organizations], together representing more than 477,000 health and mental health professionals, have all taken the position that homosexuality is not a mental disorder and thus there is no need for a 'cure’. ...health and mental health professional organizations do not support efforts to change young people's sexual orientation through 'reparative therapy' and have raised serious concerns about its potential to do harm."

Dr Robert Spitzer, professor of psychiatry at Columbia University announced a study indicating that "reparative" therapy has a failure rate on the order of 99.98 per cent. Indeed, the largest "reparative" therapy organisation, a ministry called Exodus International initiated and supports ‘Choices’ here in Singapore. It was started by two formerly homosexual men who several years later ended up leaving the ministry, denouncing it, and living as a homosexual couple themselves.

With such official statements from reputable organisations, how can I as a simple layman not agree with these respectable scholars, teachers, social workers and doctors?

Religious Attitudes
Continuing my journey of discovery I find that the church - like an ostrich - has its head in the sand. Gays and lesbians are compelled to stay hidden in their closets when there is so much homophobia within the church and in the community. I kept quiet too but I saw that the movement was beginning to form in the West and I had expected it would take a long time to surface here in Asia, and especially in Singapore with its sanitised and conservative climate. But I was wrong and had little faith.

With women and blacks engaged in their liberation struggle it was a matter of time when the gay liberation would surface. My sympathies have always been for people who are victimised, the poor, and the handicapped. This was enhanced when I became a member of the handicapped community due to the physical assault I received from the hands of a group of drunken Japanese military police in 1945. I was just an innocent victim.

Then I went to the United States for my college education and I had to work my way to earn money beginning as a garbage collector in college, dishwasher, gardener and houseboy in a dormitory. Added on is the fact that I was with a handful of foreigners in a community of real heartlanders in the middle of the United States in the State of Kansas. It was the beginning of the Civil Rights struggle and I made friends with the African- Amercians and sensed in a personal way what racial discrimination is all about. The professors in my college and seminary had a strong social passion and supported the civil rights struggle.

For me it was a natural transition to the gay issue when it emerged here. It was just a concern for another marginalised and oppressed group of people. It was this sense of justice and fair-play which I was able to develop in my own intellectual and religious development that propelled me in my journey. My understanding of God is that God is the creator and we are loved by God. God created each one of us and we are formed by God. God affirms my identity including my sexual identity.

In trying to understand the question of same-sex attraction I can only naturally look at my own life and examine my sexual life. Did I at any time choose between heterosexuality and homosexuality? No, it just came naturally and it was not a matter of choice. Of course, I don’t experience how gays and lesbians become aware of same-sex attractions. I can only surmise that it came naturally to you too. I did not choose heterosexuality and you did not choose homosexuality.

The more I meet with gays and lesbians and the more I study the issue of homosexuality, the more I can affirm with conviction that homosexuality is not a sin. It is not a choice. I am convinced that the more heterosexuals meet gay people, the more they will realise that homosexuals are just as normal or abnormal as they are. The only difference is in their attraction – same-sex or opposite-sex.

In my study I find that none of the major Chinese religions condemn homosexuality as a sin. The ancient Chinese believe man has the duty to produce children and maintain the family line. Sex outside of marriage and even with male lovers is viewed as a private matter. The purpose of sex is the procreation of children. It is also believed that sex strengthens male vitality by absorption of the female Yin essence which is the vaginal fluid. Same-sex acts do not diminish male vitality. This understanding prevails in Japan also.

Buddhism is traditionally neutral in its attitude towards homosexuality. It is not mentioned in any of Buddha’s discourses. Buddhist countries have few social and legal prohibitions against homosexuality. Thailand is relatively free from homophobia. Buddhism does not see homosexuality as wrong and heterosexuality as right. Both are sexual activity using the body and are strong expressions of lust which increase wrong desires. Buddhism does not condemn homosexuality as wrong and sinful. It does not condone it either, simply because it, like other forms of sex, delays the deliverance from samsara or re-incarnation.

Hinduism's stance of homosexuality is unclear for there is conflict in Hindu scriptures over this issue. None of the sacred Hindu text, such as the Vedas, contain condemnation of homosexuality. However, the Vedas does mention human beings as being classified into three different categories: male, female and a third sex. “Third sex” is the group most homosexuals identify themselves with. It is likely that homosexuality is not viewed as correct but tolerated. The Indian Kama Sutra written in the third century contains passages describing oral sex performed by men on men with tips to maximise pleasure. Prior to British colonisation of India, oral sex was not the only homosexual activity, many engaged in a form of pederasty which was openly practiced by Muslims and Sikhs in the north while being overlooked in the south by Hindus.

Ancient Greece and Rome accepted sexuality as a natural part of life, but it was more refined in Greek culture. Marriage was monogamous but sex was not confined within the marriage bond. Homosexuality was accepted because human nature is bisexual. Sexual polygamy existed within marital monogamy. The male-dominated society also had double standards. Brides were expected to be virgins but not bridegrooms. Wives did not have a public life and were confined to household duties. Men, on the other hand engaged in sex freely with slaves and prostitutes. Adultery was not proscribed except with another man’s wife who was regarded as a piece of property. Fidelity was required of wives. Along these lines, the philosophers discussed adult male relationships with boys and male youths known as pederasty. At best, adult males saw pederasty as being primarily a mentoring relationship.

When the Bible condemns the “homosexuality” of the Greco-Roman society, it was condemning all forms of ancient pederasty, not modern homosexuality. We would be violating the historical context of these texts if we failed to account with the truth that homosexuality in our historical context is different from that which occurred in the Greco-Roman world. Homosexuality today may be a sin in the eyes of some, but you cannot prove it by referring to biblical texts that are condemning pederasty and not homosexuality.

Terminology of Homosexuality
Homosexuality in terms of personal orientation as a life-long pattern was first used by Swiss doctor K M Benkert in 1869. Homosexuality refers to a sexual orientation characterised by aesthetic attraction, romantic love and sexual desire exclusively or almost exclusively for members of the same sex.

According to the most recent edition of Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary (tenth edition), "homosexual" as an adjective was first used in 1892 and as a noun in 1902, and "homophobia" was first used in 1969 and "homophobe" first used in 1975. The translation of any Bible word as “homosexual” is a mistake.

Homosexuality & Abrahamic Religions
Religion has played a significant role in forming a culture’s views towards homosexuality. There is cultural construction of the view of homosexuality. It is claimed to be religiously revealed in their sacred writings. Historically the negative perceptions have been limited to the Abrahamic religions. Other religious groups have commonly regarded homosexuality as sacred or neutral. In the wake of colonialism and Imperialism undertaken by countries of the Abrahamic faiths, some non-Abrahamic religious groups have adopted new attitudes which condemn homosexuality.

The world's three major Abrahamic religions – Christianity, Islam and Judaism have historically been the primary sources condemning homosexuality in the world.

Orthodox Jews believe that homosexual intercourse by men and women was sinful, since it is forbidden by the Torah. An interpretation of Leviticus 18:22 and 20:13 shows that homosexual intercourse between men is considered on the same level as idolatry; requiring death, and for women it is based on Leviticus 18:2-3, where the Israelites are commanded not to follow the ways of the Egyptians or Canaanites. Today some major denominations within these religions have accepted homosexuality, arguing that the Jewish law was originally intended to distinguish between Judaism and pagan faiths, and is thus no longer relevant.

Conservative Jews recognise equality of congregation members regardless of sexual orientation, favour decriminalisation of homosexual acts, prohibit discrimination against homosexuals, and supports equal rights for gays and lesbians.

Reform Judaism argues that homosexuality is a natural attraction, and that the prohibition in the Torah was addressing pagan religious rituals, specifically Egyptian and Canaanite fertility cults and temple prostitution. They accept gay and lesbian rabbis and support civil same-sex marriages.

In Islam, homosexuality is considered as sinful. Muslims believe that people are not homosexual by nature and they become homosexual because of their environment. There are five passages in the Koran which relate to gay and lesbian behaviour.

December 23, 2005
Same-Sex Attraction: A Christian Perspective (Part 2)
By Rev Dr Yap Kim Hao

Biblical Interpretation
Those of you who are Christian claim that the churches teaching same-sex attraction is based on the Bible. So they lift up and quote certain chapters and verses from the Bible associated with this issue and regard them as divine truth revealed by God. The Bible is a difficult book written by inspired men and women of faith believing that it was revealed to them. At one time they even claim that it was dictated by God and they just recorded it. Soon it was realised that it was not dictation but interpretation of what they believed to be God’s revelation.

The early religious community had to determine whose writing should be included in the Bible and the Church in Council finally came in to sort out these religious documents and officially gave its approval to form what we now have as the Holy Bible.

The Church leaders continued to give their interpretation of what was interpreted in the first place by the writers of the different books of the Bible. Then as good Protestants we could not accept that and called for individual interpretations of the Bible. The Bible which was denied by the Roman Catholic Church was then made available to individual Christians for their reading, study and interpretation.

The interpretations of the Bible from the outset reflected also the historical and cultural situations which prevailed then and continue to do so in the work of those who study the Bible today. Our first task is to try to understand what is meant when it was written and how it relates to us in our contemporary setting.

When I first studied for the Christian ministry I was assigned a book to read which was influential in my understanding about the Bible and Biblical interpretation. The title of the book is The Bible Speaks to our Generation. I must add the Bible continues to speak to each succeeding generation and we need to re-examine our interpretation in every generation.

In Biblical times and in Jewish history we find that it was a patriarchal society in which men ruled. Men are the head of the household. Women are seen to be subordinate and therefore submissive to men. In fact, the wife of the man is his property and it was the religious duty of the women to be producing babies, taking care of the family, and satisfying the sexual needs of men. You will find a number of Biblical passages describing this role of women. Can you subscribe to this restrictive feminine role today? This famous quotation from Greek writer Demosthenes makes it clear: "This is what it means to be married: to have sons one can introduce to the family and the neighbours, and to have daughters of one's own to give to husbands. For we have courtesans for pleasure, concubines to attend to our daily bodily needs, and wives to bear children legitimately and to be faithful wards of our homes."

Furthermore, the passages of same-sex acts must be seen in the light of the Jewish opposition to pagan religions. The Greek and Roman culture influenced those who wrote the New Testament and coloured their reactions to pagan temple prostitution and sexual acts.

Let us look at 1 Corinthians 6:9. The two Greek words malakoi and arsenokoitai have been translated differently at different times in different versions of the Bible in English. The King James Version in 1611 regarded them to mean those who are effeminate and abusers of themselves with mankind, which was close to the Greek meaning.

The original Revised Standard Version (the New Testament first appeared in 1946) was the first translation ever to use the word "homosexual.” It translated the two words to mean homosexuals or sexual perverts. Then in 1978 the New International Version translated them as male prostitutes and homosexual offenders. It was the New Revised Version in 1989 which renders them as male prostitutes and sodomites. It must be noted that the word homosexual was not used in the earlier period. It was in 1180 that the word sodomy was first used. There is no such word as "sodomite" in the original languages (Ezekiel 16:49-50 describes the sin of Sodom as pride, gluttony, not caring for the poor and needy).

Roman culture expected people to engage in sex with both men and women. The majority of people, then as now, had a heterosexual orientation. Thus, to participate in same-sex behaviour, and to meet society's expectations, they would have had to disregard their sexual orientation. They would have gone beyond their own nature. "The resulting activity was "unseemly" and an "error" only because the men were heterosexual by orientation. Again, it was their attempt to violate their own nature, that is, their attempt to alter the orientation God created them with, which Paul was addressing... The bottom line is, God created each of us with a sexual orientation. To attempt to change it is, in effect, telling God that He created us wrong. The creation (us) does not have the right to "re-create" itself."

The situation to the ancient Romans is similar to the situation that homosexuals find themselves in today: society expects them to be heterosexual, and to engage in sexual activity with persons of the opposite gender -- even to marry. And so, many gays and lesbians go against their nature and try to pretend to be heterosexual.

The NGPA also notes that Paul referred to this as an "error”: a mistake, not a sin.

Seow Choon Leong of Princeton Theological Seminary: "I used to believe that divorce is wrong under any circumstance, simply because that is what the scriptures teach. I could -- and still can -- quote chapter and verse from the Bible (Matthew 5:31), particularly the words of Jesus. I have since learned from friends and loved ones what horrible traps bad marriages can be. People suffer enormously; some people even kill themselves because of bad marriages that they cannot otherwise escape. Some people suffer physical abuse in such marriages. Some are even killed. Unlike the friends of Job, I am not willing to uphold dogma at all costs, certainly not when I know that people are suffering and dying. I have gone back to reread the scriptures and I have heard the gospel anew.

“I also used to believe that homosexual acts are always wrong. Listening to gay and lesbian students and friends, however, I have had to rethink my position and reread the scriptures. Seeing how gay and lesbian people suffer discrimination, face the rejection of family and friends, risk losing their jobs, and live in fear of being humiliated and bashed, I cannot see how anyone would prefer to live that way. I do not understand it all, but I am persuaded that it is not a matter of choice. Seeing how some gay and lesbian couples relate to one another in loving partnerships, observing how much joy they find in one another, and seeing that some of them are better parents than most of us will ever be, I have reconsidered my views. I was wrong.

“From the testimony of homosexual persons and from various reports, I have learned that there is an extraordinarily high rate of suicide among homosexual persons. People are dying every day because of society's attitudes -- indeed, because of the church's stance. Many people hate themselves because of what society and the church say about them. I know of many homosexual persons in the ministry who have been very effective for the cause of Jesus Christ, but they suffer tremendous guilt because they have to keep their secret from the church they love dearly.... They are hurt by the church. I cannot believe that we are called to perpetuate such pain and suffering in the world.... For me there is nothing less than the gospel at stake."

Concluding Remarks
All the religious, historical, social and cultural factors must be taken into account into reading and interpreting specifically the few Biblical texts regarded to be related to the issue of same-sex attraction. Just to quote the words of the Bible without looking at the context and the traditions related to them is just not enough and irresponsible.

Then we have to examine our contemporary understanding of ourselves and our community. We are sexual beings with our urges, drives, desires and attractions.

As a heterosexual, I just accept my condition and I don’t question it. I was made that way in being attracted to the opposite sex. Since the majority of God’s people are heterosexual this powerful majority became regarded as normal. They view those who are different from them as abnormal or deviant. Those whom God has endowed with same-sex attractions are forced to question themselves. Is this normal? Is this acceptable to God? You know that you cannot change your sexual orientation and we as heterosexuals know too well that we have no desire to become homosexual. We have to relate to our different sexualities as given by God and we cannot fully comprehend the purposes of God in ordering different sexual conditions.

Especially within the Jewish/ Christian/ Muslim religious and cultural traditions we have changing attitudes towards sex. It is made more difficult when we view the spirit or soul as spiritual, and matter and body as material, and we place a higher value on things of the spirit and tend to despise the material body. We tend to believe that God is only spiritual, dwelling in the heavenly realm and totally unrelated to the material and earthly plane. Consequently we regard sex as evil and celebrate the virtue of celibacy and the denial of all things sexual. Who dares to say anything about Jesus’ being? He comes through as divine and therefore assumed to be sexless. Such is not the case of our friend Paul the Apostle who recognised the flaming power of sex though he did not give room to express it himself.

The Early Church Fathers viewed sexuality as a result of the Fall of Adam. The highest virtue for the Christian is that of martyrdom followed by virginity and celibacy. The lowest rung is the state of marriage. Sex is seen as a danger to Christian piety. Sexual abstinence in marriage is better than that of procreating children. The least good is that of enjoying sex. St. Augustine was troubled about sexual lusts and linked all sexual union with original sin. Later St Aquinas judged sexual acts in this manner: “They must be done for the right purpose (procreation), with the right person (one’s lawfully wedded spouse), and in the right way (heterosexual genital intercourse).”

Now there is general recognition that sex is not only for procreation. In Biblical times we have injunctions about semen, masturbation and attitudes about menstruation relating to procreation. This was modified by the Catholic Church with regard to family planning and population control. The Protestant churches generally have no problems with the use of condoms to prevent conception and with the issue of abortion.

Today there is also increasing acceptance of sex as described by James Nelson: God’s primary purpose in creating us as sexual beings is not that of procreation, but rather to give us the desire and capacity to love and to bond with others in intimacy. Thus, theology has given new attention to the insight that sexuality is crucial to God’s design that creatures do not dwell in isolation and loneliness but in communion and community.

God’s fundamental purpose in creating us as sexual beings was not that we might make babies, but that we might make love. I believe as sexual beings we are concerned with love, intimacy, mutuality, sexuality. Sexual intercourse is exploitative when it is not mutually satisfying or an expression of intimacy and love for one another.

John Boswell in his historical studies revealed that the Early Church did not generally oppose homosexual behaviour as such. The opposition that arose during the third to sixth centuries was due to the demise of urban culture, government regulation on personal morality and church pressures toward asceticism. Hostility appeared only in the late twelfth century.

Marriage was not celebrated by Christian wedding services in church worship until perhaps the ninth century. It was considered as a civil order and not a religious rite or church ceremony before that. Today, I regard mutuality, intimacy, life-long committed relationships, and sexual pleasure as important values for marital relationships for heterosexuals as well as homosexuals.

What I have done in this presentation is to share with you the background of my perspective on same-sex attraction. We may not have the time to go into greater detail the different interpretations of the particular passages of the Bible which you have so much trouble with. I have outlined the way in which we should approach them. Maybe RedQuEEn! can structure some study sessions to further clarify them and help you to come to the realisation that same-sex attraction is not a sin but an orientation, holy and acceptable in the sight of God.

Rev Dr Yap Kim Hao is one of few gay-affirming pastors in Singapore and had been a pastor of the Methodist churches in Malaysia and Singapore and served as its first Asian Bishop in 1968-73, and was later the General Secretary of the Christian Conference of Asia in 1973-85.

Zodiac

2007-12-26T22:33:00.001+08:00

Here's a run down of the Zodiac for the upcoming year. Got this somewhere and the English is terrible. Thought of editing it but I just can't find the time to do so.

PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible! Smart but lazy. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. Lover of animals. VERY caring, make wonderful nurses or doctors. They alway try to do the right thing sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes et used by others and hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.

ARIES - The Aggressive
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be "Right". Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight.Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

GEMINI - The Twin
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone. emini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

CANCER - The Beauty
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!

LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forget.

LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Kinda dumb at times.

SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Unpredictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party and do so to the extreme at times. Loves the smell and feel of money (honestly who doesn't?) and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. (I think there's some truth here). Romantic. Caring.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in long-term relationships. Can be clumbsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their familiy. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.

Famous Quote

2007-12-10T16:19:00.002+08:00

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for
him, we'd be watching television by
candlelight.

Milton Berle

When you are at the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

Flattery

2007-12-10T16:08:00.000+08:00

Hmmm... I suppose those in top management would not like to see this poster around the office.

What Am I ?

2007-12-03T03:13:00.000+08:00

In the darkness I show the way.

In the light I am lost.

What Am I ?

Inspirational Quotes

2007-11-30T18:48:00.000+08:00

Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.
— George Bernard Shaw

In youth and beauty wisdom is rare.
— Homer

Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.
— Leonardo Da Vinci

I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want — an adorable pancreas?
— Jean Kerr

Most saints live to regret their career choice.
— Bob Stokes

Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman.
— Robertson Davies

Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
— Fran Lebowitz

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success.
— Diana Rankin

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
— Henry Ford

Welcome to Hell

2007-11-11T00:01:00.001+08:00

One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon:

Demon: Why so glum, chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Demon: Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do: drink. Whiskeys, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab....we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin' lungs out. If you get cancer, it's okay... you're already dead.
Guy: Golly!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Demon: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. We even opened up a pai gow poker table.
Guy: Gosh, I never played pai gow before...
Demon: Well now you can. You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a blunt the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's okay...you're already dead.
Guy: Neat! I never realized that hell was such a swingin' place!
Demon: You gay? And likes to take demon dick up your ass?
Guy: Uh, no.
Demon: Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays...

2007-11-10T00:15:00.000+08:00

Bunny and Snake

Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. A surprising coincidence was that both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.

"Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind since birth; so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I am."

"It's quite okay," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither over you, and figure out what you are, so at least you'll have that going for you."

"Oh, that would be wonderful," replied the bunny.

So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a bunny."

"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny in obvious excitement.

The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you with my paw, and help you the same way you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, you're scaly and slimy, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone and no balls. I'd say you must be either a politician, an attorney, or possibly a member of upper management."

An Old Farmer's Advice

2007-10-16T18:06:00.000+08:00

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong
Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor
Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled
Meanness don't jes' happen overnight
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads
Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you
It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge
You cannot unsay a cruel word
Every path has a few puddles
When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty
The best sermons are lived, not preached
Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway
Don't judge folks by their relatives
Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer
Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time
Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'
Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'
Always drink upstream from the herd
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around
Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God

Is this considered unsafe sex?

2007-10-06T18:40:00.000+08:00

What is Love?

2007-10-03T11:53:00.000+08:00

Love is about inspiration - not negotiation.
A partnership - not a transaction.

Wanda Sykes' Take On Gay Marriage...

2007-09-14T19:43:00.001+08:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IHdaJOZe7E

2007-09-09T00:17:00.000+08:00

Have you seen my cock?

The priest of a small hamlet was very fond of the ten chickens and a rooster, he kept in a hen house behind the parish manse. One Saturday night, the rooster was missing. Suspecting that cock fights were common in the village, he decided to say something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anyone got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said. "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said. "That wasn't what I meant, either. Has anyone seen a
cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody
here seen my cock?"
All the choir boys stood up.

2007-09-09T00:14:00.001+08:00

Witty Farmer

A farmer was pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said-"Well yeah, if that's what they are - I never heard of circle flies".
So the farmer says-"Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ass."
The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing, "and goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."

Individuality

2007-09-05T15:35:00.000+08:00

Notti Quotes

2007-09-03T19:39:00.000+08:00

"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody
wants to die." Joe Louis

"To err is human but to
really foul things up requires a computer." Anonymous

"Gossip is
when you hear something you like about someone you don't." Earl Wilson

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come
to yours." Yogi Berra

"We are not retreating - we are advancing in another
direction." General Douglas MacArthur

"Smile well and often,
it makes people wonder what you've been up to." Satchel Paige

Washing Labels (Part 2)

2007-09-03T19:03:00.001+08:00

Actually it is quite true. Most people don't bother to understand how to properly clean their clothings...

Washing Labels (Part 1)

2007-09-03T19:00:00.000+08:00

This is a clothing label from a small American company that is selling their products in France.

The translation of the French part of the label reads:"We are sorry that Our President is an idiot. We did not vote for him."

Unwritten

2007-08-30T17:19:00.000+08:00

Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten

Taken from 'Unwritten' by Natasha Beddingfield

Interesting Take on Life

2007-08-26T15:58:00.003+08:00

Hunger can kill - especially if you are dead.

Rehabs are for Quitters!

Remember: there are 3 types of people in the world... those who can count, and those who can't.

(Unknown Sources)

Lessons in Life

2007-08-22T16:39:00.000+08:00

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty."
Sir Winston Churchill

"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well."
Josh Billings

"Angels fly because they take themselves lightly."
C. K. Chesterton

"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."
Mark Twain

"Passionate kiss, like spider web, soon lead to undoing of the fly."
Stan

"A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic."
Joseph Stalin

"The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have."
Woddy Allen

"The place to be happy is here, the time to be happy is now."
Robert Ingersoll

Luck or Effort

2007-08-21T15:08:00.000+08:00

Shallow men believe in luck, believe in circumstances – it was somebody's name, or he happened to be there at the time, or it was so then, and another day would have been otherwise.
Strong men believe in cause and effect.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Amazing Bible Insights

2007-08-20T15:09:00.000+08:00

Kids from a catholic elementary school test were asked questions about the old and new testaments. The following hilarious statements were the answers written by the children:

1. In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the Sabbath off.
2. Adam and eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.
3. Lots wife was a pillar of salt during the day, but a ball of fire during the night.
4. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals.
5. Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a jezebel like Delilah.
6. Samson slayed the philistines with the axe of the apostles.
7. Moses led the Jews to the red sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.
8. The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up to mount cyanide to get the Ten Commandments.
9. The first commandments was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
10. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
11. Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
12. The greatest miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
13. David was a Hebrew king who was skilled at playing the liar. He fought the finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
14. Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
15. When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.
16. When the three wise guys from the east side arrived they found Jesus in the manager.
17. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
18. St. John the blacksmith dumped water on his head.
19. Jesus enunciated the golden rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained a man doth not live by sweat alone.
20. It was a miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.
21. The people who followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.
22. The epistels were the wives of the apostles.
23. One of the opossums was St. Matthew who was also a taximan.
24. St. Paul cavorted to Christianity, he preached holy acrimony which is another name for marraige.
25. Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.

Author Unknown

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